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My 1st E-mail to God, why there is no backup

Dear God,
                1st of all thank you so much, You have made me the part of your creature. You have stolen few things early from my life but no issue I Born B+. You are a great architect and designer, you have designed a beautiful world, human beings and planet. You have given me opportunity to look everything in database point of view. I am sharing with you what I observed.

Our fingerprint  is working as Unique Identifier Primary Ky. Atmosphere and sessions are working interdependent like referential Integrity. All the things you have been relate to each other and effecting to each other just like done proper Normalization. You have given two Authentication mode of life Good/Bad and Truth/False. Configuration and Resources of our planet is with Fixed mode, it’s not dynamic. Sometimes earthquake and disaster turning life into RTO.

But god there is no any planning for Backup and DR of our limited Resourced Earth. We are using our resources quickly and there is No any Stand-by Planet available in the Universe. Our Scientist are searching since long years but couldn’t find yet. I am not expecting for Mirrored/clustered but at least hot stand by planet like earth so human beings can shift or switch if requirement will come. 

Please Provide us...

Nature Loving DBA
Suman Jha 

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